I am in the process of building a generic website (template) that I can use to give me about an 80% head start if and when any new client wants me to build them a new website.
As part of this process, I’m building an “About us” page, and one of the things on that page is “Our Mission Statement.”
As filler text for this statement, I asked the AI (artificial intelligence) platform ChatGPT to write me a generic incomprehisible double-speak mission statement.
Here’s what the platform came up with:
At our company, we are committed to synergistically revolutionizing cutting-edge paradigms through our innovative and visionary approach. With a relentless pursuit of excellence, we strive to proactively deliver top-tier solutions that seamlessly integrate holistic methodologies and transformative strategies. By leveraging cross-functional collaboration and harnessing the power of disruptive technologies, we aim to create sustainable ecosystems of value for our stakeholders
I had to laugh when I read that! And here I thought ChatGPT had no sense of humor!
Next, I asked it for some generic filler text about a typical company winning a prestigious award. Here’s what it gave me.
We are thrilled to announce that Our Company has been awarded the prestigious Markham Trophy for our unwavering commitment to excellence in paradigm adherence. This remarkable achievement is a testament to our team’s relentless pursuit of innovation and adherence to industry standards.
The Markham Trophy recognizes companies that consistently demonstrate outstanding dedication to maintaining and advancing paradigm standards. At Our Company, we have always strived to stay at the forefront of our industry, embracing new paradigms and setting new benchmarks for success.
Receiving this esteemed award is a validation of our continuous efforts to exceed expectations and deliver exceptional results. It inspires us to continue pushing boundaries, embracing change, and upholding the highest standards of excellence.
We are immensely proud of this recognition, and it further motivates us to continue our journey of excellence in paradigm adherence. Thank you to our dedicated team and valued partners for their unwavering support on this remarkable accomplishment.
Now, aren’t you glad I shared all that with you?